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Articles

Moses Supposes His Toeses are Roses - [January 2006]
I'd Sing You A Love Song - [February 2006]
The Civilizing Effect of Civilization - [February 2006]
Planning For the Future Without The Future In Mind - [March 2006]
Eternal Vigilantes: Paratroopers in the Waiting Line - [April 2006]
At Your Wits' End - [May 2006]
Blame: The Operator's Manual - [June 2006]
The Pharma's Market: The Medication Is The Message - [July 2006]
In Desperate Times of Gore - [August 2006]
Getting People To The Poles - [August 2006]
Ssshhhhhh! The Lure of The Secret Society - [September 2006]
Toilet Training The Bourgeoisie - [October 2006]
The What's Old Is New Review: Lambchop, "Is A Woman", 2002 - [October 2006]
The Spam Dam v. The Con Man - [November 2006]
Machines of Tomorrow and The Cavemen Who Fly Them - [December 2006]
Heaven Hemp Us: The Highly Unorthodox Church of The Universe - [January 2007]
Roses are Green: The Marriage of Commerce and Conscience - [February 2007]
Academicspeak: Jargon Me Around - [March 2007]
No Xenus Is Good Xenus - [April 2007]
Do you Smell Something Funky? - [April 2007]
The Bumblebee Effect: So Long and Thanks for All the Pollen! Part 1- [May 2007]
The Bumblebee Effect: Little Buggers Don't Know They Can't Fly. Part 2- [June 2007]
Alley Me a Bike Lane - [July 2007]
Buy Yourself a Doctor Slave - [September 2007]
A Damaged Crossing: Unfounded Theories of the Unknown - [October 2007]
The Murder of Hallowe'en: A Plea from the Devil's Advocate - [October 2007]
In Defense of Bad Sources: The Usual Suspect Information - [October 2007]
Technocracy: Automatic for the People - [November 2007]
Thinking like the Superman and Falling like a Stone - [January 2008]
Money Talking: a tiny voice in a forest of money trees - [January 2008]
Slavery in the year 2010: the world will be watching - [February 2008]
Dead Cat Blues: a kinder world through vehemence - [February 2008]
Minor Contributions: the Democratization of Pretentiousness - [February 2008]
Crime and Punishment: Sometimes just punishment - [March 2008]
All Aquiver for God's Arrow: Through the Looking-Glass Cathedral - [April 2008]
Be Still: It's not that hard - [April 2008]
Silence is Oppressive: Speak now or forever hold your peace - [June 2008]
The Invisible Contract: Putting Consumers Through Dell - [June 2008]

Creative

The Long Way Home (short story) - [January 2006]
I Remember The Dream And You Weren't In It (poetry) - [February 2006]
Plastic Action Cowboys (short story) - [June 2006]
Ghosts (short story) - [August 2006]
Cow-Headed God (short story) - [January 2007]
Greig House (short story) - [March 2007]
Get Your Cake On (comedy) - [May 2007]
Persistence of Vision (short story) - [July 2007]
In the Forest (poetry) - [November 2007]
Myrmidon (short story) - [January 2008]
The Pros and Cons of a High Fibre Diet (short story) - [February 2008]
A Box in the Sky (short story) - [March 2008]